April 11, 2014

De Monocerote Transitus Arcus
Historiae animalium, by Konrad Gesner, was the first known zoological work, and rightly features De Monocerote, vulgarly known as the Unicorn. 
The loss of apex predators such as the ‘unicorn’ can lead to the demise of entire ecosystems. The cascade effects are devastating, and can result much further destruction. As a unicorn hunter and steward, I’m committed to preserving them and their habitats for future generations. It’s our birthright.
Check out the original version here. 

De Monocerote Transitus Arcus

Historiae animalium, by Konrad Gesner, was the first known zoological work, and rightly features De Monocerote, vulgarly known as the Unicorn

The loss of apex predators such as the ‘unicorn’ can lead to the demise of entire ecosystems. The cascade effects are devastating, and can result much further destruction. As a unicorn hunter and steward, I’m committed to preserving them and their habitats for future generations. It’s our birthright.

Check out the original version here

March 17, 2014

Happy Drunk Monday
er… Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Remember the good saint by getting obliterated on weak pilsen colored with green dye and then vomiting in the street. It’s what he’d have wanted.
or not.

pulled this from the archive. turns out there’s some decent stuff in there.
oh, also, read a weird post about leprechauns.

Happy Drunk Monday

er… Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Remember the good saint by getting obliterated on weak pilsen colored with green dye and then vomiting in the street. It’s what he’d have wanted.

or not.

pulled this from the archive. turns out there’s some decent stuff in there.

oh, also, read a weird post about leprechauns.

March 2, 2014

Congratulations, Mr. DiCaprio, we know this has always been a dream of yours… Wait a second, is that Edith Piaf I hear in the background?

Congratulations, Mr. DiCaprio, we know this has always been a dream of yours… Wait a second, is that Edith Piaf I hear in the background?

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