July 3, 2014

Happy Independence Day, America
I know it’s been said a trillion times, but it bears repeating. If you’re going to get all fucky, don’t drive. It’s far too easy to ruin your life or someone else’s. When the 4th falls on a Friday, you know it’s going to be tricky. Stay where you party, if you can.
Also try not to blow your fingers off.

Happy Independence Day, America

I know it’s been said a trillion times, but it bears repeating. If you’re going to get all fucky, don’t drive. It’s far too easy to ruin your life or someone else’s. When the 4th falls on a Friday, you know it’s going to be tricky. Stay where you party, if you can.

Also try not to blow your fingers off.

(via challenger23)

June 19, 2014

Adios, Spana
In the future, we will all be memes for 15 minutes. Eventually, as the cycle of creation, consumption and destruction becomes shorter, we will reach a meme singularity where the creation, consumption and destruction of said meme is the actual content of said meme.
The time it takes to for the initial meme to unfold, offset by a microsecond to consume and destroy, to create the loop is a paradox of infinity reflecting around and curving back.
Wait… Did that just happen?





Nope.

Adios, Spana

In the future, we will all be memes for 15 minutes. Eventually, as the cycle of creation, consumption and destruction becomes shorter, we will reach a meme singularity where the creation, consumption and destruction of said meme is the actual content of said meme.

The time it takes to for the initial meme to unfold, offset by a microsecond to consume and destroy, to create the loop is a paradox of infinity reflecting around and curving back.

Wait… Did that just happen?

Nope.

June 17, 2014

#AskHIllary
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CNN and tumblr and Hillary Clinton come together to talk to the internet about cats and “competitive juices” while we collectively stretch the already interminable election season further into oblivion because who is gonna live-gif a book tour? 
RAINBOWS
they kinda make it better
RAINBOWS
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also, great questions, tumblr!

 

#AskHIllary

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BENGHAZI

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CNN and tumblr and Hillary Clinton come together to talk to the internet about cats and “competitive juices” while we collectively stretch the already interminable election season further into oblivion because who is gonna live-gif a book tour? 

RAINBOWS

they kinda make it better

RAINBOWS

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also, great questions, tumblr!

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